BOO DADDA: At His Worst

So I was walking and fell over the step and hurt my face lots. I cried lots and lots and when Mummy came upstairs I had to tell her what a meanie Daddy is pushing me, well he didn't push me he was in a different room but I'm a girl and I blame Daddy anyway! So he then tries to stop me hugging mummy! So selfish! He wanted me to keep away from Mummy so he could eat all the cakes himself! He's a Daddy pig burp greedy greedy! FAT Daddy! He wanted to eat all the cakes so that he could grow his love handles. BOO DADDA x