BOO DADDA: The Chicken Goes Ca CARRR

Boo Dadda strikes again! He doesn't feed me dinner, well he did but that was a whole two hours before his (!) i mean total shocker, two hours without food is like total starvation! Anyway, ooh doggy, cats, cats and dogs, anyway where was I...mummy caught daddy dropping chicken on the table and dadda said it was ME! I am no chicken thrower...I am kind to animals. PRO animals. I LOVE ANIMALS. ANIMALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS. Boo Dadda x

BOO DADDA: At His Worst

So I was walking and fell over the step and hurt my face lots. I cried lots and lots and when Mummy came upstairs I had to tell her what a meanie Daddy is pushing me, well he didn't push me he was in a different room but I'm a girl and I blame Daddy anyway! So he then tries to stop me hugging mummy! So selfish! He wanted me to keep away from Mummy so he could eat all the cakes himself! He's a Daddy pig burp greedy greedy! FAT Daddy! He wanted to eat all the cakes so that he could grow his love handles. BOO DADDA x

BOO DADDA: Abul or no Abul?

So daddy goes to football 29 hours a day, and yesterday he told me 'no more abul' and then went to abul! What's all that about? I mean, does he abul or doesn't he? Sheesh, daddy makes my brain hurt! BOO DADDA x

BOO DADA: Steals Mummy

What happened to Mummy? She was there, then in the night when I woke up, BOO DADA had stolen her away!! He then told Mummy that Nana would tie me to a treadmill and make me create electricity for the whole house, which wasn't true! BOO DADA x

BOO DADA: Peppa Pig Madness

Dada has gone a step too far, he's started cruelty to animals, and by that I mean he left my peppa pig dvd in london! what if the London gangstas get to peppa pig and danny dog isn't really as london as he makes out and they end up being fried in the chippy by Ian Beale? Or if Ben loses his glasses and Phil steals them off Daddy Pig? ANYTHING can happen to peppa pig now! BOO DADA x

BOO DADA: Makes Mummy Suffer

So dada is out all the time playing abul, and mummy wants a night abul-free so is going to see sophie. But dada wants her to walk over 5hr 52m to go there even though we have car dada! BOO DADA



Rumours are flying round that dada will drive mummy, as anything that is on BOO DADA is TRUE TRUE TRUEEEEE

BOO DADA x

MORE RUMOURS

Straight from the sofa newsdesk, exclusive rumours now in:

- daddy wears his boxers on his head, which is why i did the other day coz I thought that was normal

- daddy has eaten the whole worlds resources of ice cream all in one night

- daddy tried to steal the remote off mummy to force her to watch abul, and when i saved her from the abul he threatened to eat all my ice cream too

BOO DADA x

BOO DADA: The Return Of

Yes, that's right daddy, after days of complaints and 'it's not true until it's on Boo Dada', your naughtiness has hit the big screen (maccy) once again.
It's rumour time!!

So rumours are flying around the streets that daddy doesn't actually go to work...he goes to abul!!! He has been spotted in abul kit with a ball and a muddy knee

BOO DADA

x

BOO DADDA: Accusses me

So I knock Mummy's nail varnish remover on the sofa which is really stinky so Mummy puts the sofa cover in the wash which is a super idea. However afterwards we notice a rip that gets bigger on the arm. And Daddy says it was me who ripped it! BOO DADDA

BOO DADDA: Lies About Curry

So today Mummy and Daddy have decided to have a special treat of curry tonight while I have some rice and vegetables, and Daddy texts Mummy on the no touch iphone saying to tell me to prepare for din dins. Mummy says this is super mean as it is only 8.30am and I would be really displeased at the mention of dinner before my breakfast. After all, I get a babybel with my breakfast or Mummy gets shouted at. So Daddy tells Mummy to tell me that I'm having curry for breakfast. Except it's not! It's toast! BOO DADA

BOO DADDA: Ate My Dessert

I was a really good girl yesterday playing dressing up and not having any tantrums whatsoever, not even when I wasn't allowed cheese after already having two babybels which is mega mean and should definitely justify at least 12 falls to the floor, 5 minutes of tears and screaming so loud that I burst eardrums. So it really was rather decent of me and I could tell that Mummy was super impressed with me. So Mummy said we could share a cadbury's dessert yogurt that had chunks of Fudge in. MMMMMM. Except Daddy had eaten it! BOO DADDA!

*By The Way

Even though I can't talk properly yet, I whisper these rumours to Mummy. Honestly! Love Sophia, 19months xx

P.P.S. Not all rumours are true...