BOO DADDA: The Chicken Goes Ca CARRR

Boo Dadda strikes again! He doesn't feed me dinner, well he did but that was a whole two hours before his (!) i mean total shocker, two hours without food is like total starvation! Anyway, ooh doggy, cats, cats and dogs, anyway where was I...mummy caught daddy dropping chicken on the table and dadda said it was ME! I am no chicken thrower...I am kind to animals. PRO animals. I LOVE ANIMALS. ANIMALLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS. Boo Dadda x

BOO DADDA: At His Worst

So I was walking and fell over the step and hurt my face lots. I cried lots and lots and when Mummy came upstairs I had to tell her what a meanie Daddy is pushing me, well he didn't push me he was in a different room but I'm a girl and I blame Daddy anyway! So he then tries to stop me hugging mummy! So selfish! He wanted me to keep away from Mummy so he could eat all the cakes himself! He's a Daddy pig burp greedy greedy! FAT Daddy! He wanted to eat all the cakes so that he could grow his love handles. BOO DADDA x

BOO DADDA: Abul or no Abul?

So daddy goes to football 29 hours a day, and yesterday he told me 'no more abul' and then went to abul! What's all that about? I mean, does he abul or doesn't he? Sheesh, daddy makes my brain hurt! BOO DADDA x

BOO DADA: Steals Mummy

What happened to Mummy? She was there, then in the night when I woke up, BOO DADA had stolen her away!! He then told Mummy that Nana would tie me to a treadmill and make me create electricity for the whole house, which wasn't true! BOO DADA x

BOO DADA: Peppa Pig Madness

Dada has gone a step too far, he's started cruelty to animals, and by that I mean he left my peppa pig dvd in london! what if the London gangstas get to peppa pig and danny dog isn't really as london as he makes out and they end up being fried in the chippy by Ian Beale? Or if Ben loses his glasses and Phil steals them off Daddy Pig? ANYTHING can happen to peppa pig now! BOO DADA x

BOO DADA: Makes Mummy Suffer

So dada is out all the time playing abul, and mummy wants a night abul-free so is going to see sophie. But dada wants her to walk over 5hr 52m to go there even though we have car dada! BOO DADA



Rumours are flying round that dada will drive mummy, as anything that is on BOO DADA is TRUE TRUE TRUEEEEE

BOO DADA x

MORE RUMOURS

Straight from the sofa newsdesk, exclusive rumours now in:

- daddy wears his boxers on his head, which is why i did the other day coz I thought that was normal

- daddy has eaten the whole worlds resources of ice cream all in one night

- daddy tried to steal the remote off mummy to force her to watch abul, and when i saved her from the abul he threatened to eat all my ice cream too

BOO DADA x