BOO DADDA: Accusses me

So I knock Mummy's nail varnish remover on the sofa which is really stinky so Mummy puts the sofa cover in the wash which is a super idea. However afterwards we notice a rip that gets bigger on the arm. And Daddy says it was me who ripped it! BOO DADDA

BOO DADDA: Lies About Curry

So today Mummy and Daddy have decided to have a special treat of curry tonight while I have some rice and vegetables, and Daddy texts Mummy on the no touch iphone saying to tell me to prepare for din dins. Mummy says this is super mean as it is only 8.30am and I would be really displeased at the mention of dinner before my breakfast. After all, I get a babybel with my breakfast or Mummy gets shouted at. So Daddy tells Mummy to tell me that I'm having curry for breakfast. Except it's not! It's toast! BOO DADA

BOO DADDA: Ate My Dessert

I was a really good girl yesterday playing dressing up and not having any tantrums whatsoever, not even when I wasn't allowed cheese after already having two babybels which is mega mean and should definitely justify at least 12 falls to the floor, 5 minutes of tears and screaming so loud that I burst eardrums. So it really was rather decent of me and I could tell that Mummy was super impressed with me. So Mummy said we could share a cadbury's dessert yogurt that had chunks of Fudge in. MMMMMM. Except Daddy had eaten it! BOO DADDA!

*By The Way

Even though I can't talk properly yet, I whisper these rumours to Mummy. Honestly! Love Sophia, 19months xx

P.P.S. Not all rumours are true...